10-8-1 Wingo loses match 1 & 10 to Mr. B,match 8 & 17 to Cap,match 4 to Ticket,match 7 to Invaders,match 9 to Kontrol, match 15 to P4. Wingo not 11-7-1 in latest standings.
I have not second-guessed our fine scorekeeper about Wingos or anyone elses record, I think someone is hearing footsteps... Obviously I want to win at all costs even if cheating is involved, I am an American dammit! But, since I'm new this year and have not yet refined and nuanced my skullduggery I await clarification as to what my record actually is.
Hawthorne-the only difference Invaders have for your Wingos is the tie w/Caps in match 8-You make no mention of who you tied with..what other tie game was there that you have???that seems to be the only discrepancy between your total and mine-if you thought you actually lost that game vs. Dave then please give me your totals and I'll go back to reconstruct them from the box scores-or tell me of the other tie game you believe you had??you just had the highest total of the season vs. Swat in match 21 so you're now 13-7-1 according to my records-1/2 game behind my Invaders at 14-7 for the all important 2nd place finish that insures only having to win once in the first round of the playoffs-the Germans have clinched at least a tie record wise for division title and their high point total virtually assures the regular season championship barring a massive collapse of their players' usual performance in the last 4 matches or an epidemic of DNP disease
I truly do not understand the seemingly unintelligible traffic about my Wingos record. I believe it is what the scorekeeper says. I am willing to appoint some third party to decide if there really is an issue. But I am unable to wade (dwayne) through an incoherent, bloggy indirect conversation to figure out what's what.
Oh, and I almost forgot, today was the birthday of my boyhood idol, the great Dick Allen. Best player not in the Hall of Fame. Ron Santo? Ron Santo couldn't carry Dick Allen's jock.
And did I mention that if Allen had had the same number of at bats as Reggie Jackson, he would've had the same number of home runs and RBIs and an average 25 points higher?
Invaders have been busy and forgot it was match 20 Wingos just won w/huge point total-I protest Dave's record too..and as far as Jud Bucheler/Jordan if his aunt had testicles she'd be his uncle no matter how many touches she had!!Pete Myers was better than Jud on those Bull teams-the second greatest player out of Ark-Little Rock after Derrick Fisher-I always liked Dick Allen who wore Wampum 60(his high school graduating class)on his jersey his final truncated season w/the A's after Pete Rose (steriods or not) it appears McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro w/560+ hrs will be statistically the best players not in the HOF-they won't really keep Bonds or Clemens out will they?Allen's rookie year he hit 29 hrs and .318 in '64 as I recall(memorized my baseball cards in those days)but another rookie had as good a year-Rico Carty hit .330 w/24 hrs in '64
Mark, you just named all the cheating steroid-fueled dickheads who made a mockery of baseball in the '90s and not one of them ever won jack shit outside of a homerun derby. (Okay, White Meat McGuire's A's when they played an entire series at home following the earthquake.)
Fuck 'em all. None deserves to be in the Hall.
And yes, Mark, you were right to point out the relationship between Ticket and Jud Buechler's testicles.
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For the Family Feud Bowl the paternalistic Wingos will dance w/ who brung 'em:
D. Howard
D. Nowitzki
R. Gay
T. Evans
T. Lawson
D. Gooden
10-8-1 Wingo loses match 1 & 10 to Mr. B,match 8 & 17 to Cap,match 4 to Ticket,match 7 to Invaders,match 9 to Kontrol, match 15 to P4. Wingo not 11-7-1 in latest standings.
I have not second-guessed our fine scorekeeper about Wingos or anyone elses record, I think someone is hearing footsteps... Obviously I want to win at all costs even if cheating is involved, I am an American dammit! But, since I'm new this year and have not yet refined and nuanced my skullduggery I await clarification as to what my record actually is.
Hawthorne-the only difference Invaders have for your Wingos is the tie w/Caps in match 8-You make no mention of who you tied with..what other tie game was there that you have???that seems to be the only discrepancy between your total and mine-if you thought you actually lost that game vs. Dave then please give me your totals and I'll go back to reconstruct them from the box scores-or tell me of the other tie game you believe you had??you just had the highest total of the season vs. Swat in match 21 so you're now 13-7-1 according to my records-1/2 game behind my Invaders at 14-7 for the all important 2nd place finish that insures only having to win once in the first round of the playoffs-the Germans have clinched at least a tie record wise for division title and their high point total virtually assures the regular season championship barring a massive collapse of their players' usual performance in the last 4 matches or an epidemic of DNP disease
Invaders will go w/Gortat/Lee/Maggette/Monta/Paul and Ilyasova
I truly do not understand the seemingly unintelligible traffic about my Wingos record. I believe it is what the scorekeeper says. I am willing to appoint some third party to decide if there really is an issue. But I am unable to wade (dwayne) through an incoherent, bloggy indirect conversation to figure out what's what.
I would like to take this time to protest my record.
I am playing out the rest of the season under protest.
E Team says:
Wingo's big win over Swat came in Match 20, not 21. He's at 12-7-1 going into the current (starting Friday) Match 21.
E Team, with five games to try to get out of the cellar, takes on the Invaders:
DRose, Pau, Bosh, MThorn, Nash, Marion
E Team says:
Oh, and I almost forgot, today was the birthday of my boyhood idol, the great Dick Allen. Best player not in the Hall of Fame.
Ron Santo? Ron Santo couldn't carry Dick Allen's jock.
Happy 70th birthday!
E Team says:
And did I mention that if Allen had had the same number of at bats as Reggie Jackson, he would've had the same number of home runs and RBIs and an average 25 points higher?
Without being an arrogant shitbag like Jackson.
If I had the same number of touches as Micheal Jordan I would have the same numbers.
-Jud Buechler
oh yeah...
vs. DJKontrol
PG- J. Holliday
SG- M. Brooks
SF- K. Durant
PF- A. Jamison
C- G. Monroe
6- R. Anderson
Invaders have been busy and forgot it was match 20 Wingos just won w/huge point total-I protest Dave's record too..and as far as Jud Bucheler/Jordan if his aunt had testicles she'd be his uncle no matter how many touches she had!!Pete Myers was better than Jud on those Bull teams-the second greatest player out of Ark-Little Rock after Derrick Fisher-I always liked Dick Allen who wore Wampum 60(his high school graduating class)on his jersey his final truncated season w/the A's after Pete Rose (steriods or not) it appears McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro w/560+ hrs will be statistically the best players not in the HOF-they won't really keep Bonds or Clemens out will they?Allen's rookie year he hit 29 hrs and .318 in '64 as I recall(memorized my baseball cards in those days)but another rookie had as good a year-Rico Carty hit .330 w/24 hrs in '64
and Invaders forgot Sammy Sosa in best not in Hall discussion
Ticket says
Tim
Milsap
Josh Smith
Wade
Deron
jennings
My bad on Wingo loss count.
Ticket hates Milsap on 2nd nite at Chicago.
Ticket
Tim
Harrington
Josh Smith
Wade
Deron
Jennings
E Team says:
Mark, you just named all the cheating steroid-fueled dickheads who made a mockery of baseball in the '90s and not one of them ever won jack shit outside of a homerun derby. (Okay, White Meat McGuire's A's when they played an entire series at home following the earthquake.)
Fuck 'em all. None deserves to be in the Hall.
And yes, Mark, you were right to point out the relationship between Ticket and Jud Buechler's testicles.
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