Saturday, February 11, 2017

Enter match 31 scores

10 comments:

E Team said...


E Team:

O. K. The E Team is pure genious, going Randolph (12) rather than DHow, who has 40 going into overtime in PDX. But it probably won't matter, since both my GS guys, Curry and Green, go sub-20 in a blowout loss to Denver.

Woo hoo, I'm sitting on a 40-something with half my guys in. I think Sean can pencil this one in.

Hoop Social said...

Ticket 181+Harden= magic no. 3 for home court advantage in round 1 hopefully.

Unknown said...

Nitecaps 223

PG- K. Walker 41
SG- D. DeRozan 27
SF- K. Leonard 45
PF- GiAnt 20
C- N. Jokic 52
6- CJ McCollum 38

Hoop Social said...

A replacement for Kontrol?
February 10

* Police responded to an address on a report of a bloodied, naked man cutting himself with a knife. Officers learned the man had placed a water bottle on his genitals but could not remove the bottle after extreme swelling occurred. He attempted unsuccessfully to remove the bottle with the knife, cutting himself in the process. Medical crews were also unsuccessful in their attempts to remove the bottle and the man was rushed to a Portland area trauma center.

Ticket believes this guy has what it takes to join our league.

Hoop Social said...

Or get more laughs in a video than Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull pouring ice down his shorts after an encounter with Catherine Moriarity; or the guy in Breakfast Club who wins a bet when he gets his date to feel his erection masked inside a cup popcorn at a movie.

Hoop Social said...

Or even P4 hoping his 21 point edge is enough to beat Ticket waiting for his Hardon.

Unknown said...

Nice work Tom! See if you can't get that guys number.

Swat said...

Match 31
Lowry 30
Smart 28
LeBron 47
Carmelo 41
Gobert 26
Irving 35
207

ETEAM
Curry 19
Cousins 63
BGriff 44
Dray 18
Randolph 12
LouWill 38
194

E Team said...


E Team:

Tom, how do you know the guy with his dick in the popcorn had a boner? Where you there?

E Team said...


League Office:

Apologies for the slow news ticker. The E Team was too crestfallen over the failed ZBo over DHow play to look at another box score. I thought Portland would form up into the missing Mace formation and deny Howard in Portland, but they bent over instead. Meyers Leonard is the biggest douchebag in the NBA. Must I watch him play even one more time?

And then I lose my KLove forever. I don't know how I go on.

Ticket throws a kickass party to celebrate P4's pennant win and it's Hans who get his kicked, 244-201.

Nitecaps move up with a 223-206 win over Kontrol.

Swat gets a 207-194 parting gift from the E Team, which should probably start hitchhiking to the NIT.

And the robotic but streaking Invaders use - wait for it - a 2nd chance from Klay to edge Wingo 197-193.

I'll take a couple Xanax and try to get the updated standings out.