Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Enter Match 7 Scores

21 comments:

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says negative to treasurer...ran out of time on library's net.

In match 3 Ticket actually beat MCCRAP 175-162

But DBS actually beat Shit 154-150

I reported MCCRAP beating DBS and Ticket beating Shit.

Revised Knish Commish Standings
Win-Loss, Off.-Def. Pts,$
P4's 6-0,1173-1042,$10

DBS 4-2,1106-1070,$5
Ticket 4-2,1081-1007

Invaders 3-3,1180-1132,$5
Paula Creamers 3-3,1176-1120,$10
E Team 3-3,1059-984

Mccarthyists 1-5,846-1034

Shittslinger 0-6,793-1024


So DBS jumps from fifth placde to second thanks to Invaders complaining DBS always plays Mccarthyists. Hence, Invaders reminds me of this jock's date gone wrong:

"Of course too much football knowledge isn't always a great thing. At a game several years ago, a finance major at Auburn, Sam Poteat says his date surprised him by calling out plays, predicting which way the ball would go, and explain why certain penalties were being called. ""It was emasculating...At a certain point I was asking her what happened there?""

Thanks Invaders. DBS would never have known. May you be one of the two participants in the NIT and remember how your cvetch cost you a chance to be the tenth different champ in as many years.

Hoop Social said...

Invaders-Not sure I was cvetching-just reading schedule of my games-Answers for Eric-Spencer Haywood was rookie of the year/MVP for Denver w/29.9/19.9-signed w/Sonics following year-a TAM is an acronym for Tennesse/Mississippi/Arkansas-the tri -state fan base for Memphis-Gervin was expelled from Eastern Michigan for fighting as Freshman immediately signed as 19 year old w/Va. Squires.At the time only juniors could apply for "hardship"draft status in NBA.Erving came out of UMass prior year as 20 year-old soph.Name the only white junior granted "hardship" status in this period?

Hoop Social said...

Invaders-I never said anything about DBS and McCarthyists-just that I thought I was playing them(DBS) at a time Tom thought I wasn't.

Hoop Social said...

Invaders-in the ABA's first year '67-8 4 players w/NBA talent who had been blacklisted in a betting scandal were stars-one became a longtime NBA coach(who brought along his 5-8 point guard buddy who became and even more famous coach)-one a 7 year ABA star who finally played in NBA after the merger-one jumped leagues earlier after dominating ABA and a previous league the ABL-the 4th is a forgotten player from St.Johns and New Jersey Nets(then Americans).Can you name these players?

E Team said...

E Team says:

The robotic Drive By Shooters spank the E Team with a reminder about why you don't take Vince Carter (22) instead of Joe Johnson (48), but the E Team hangs around, trailing by 10 fp's with DLee against Boozer.

Maybe Boozer gets hurt or something.

Hoop Social said...

Shitslingers new but late lineup

Aaron Brooks
Manu Ginobli
Iggy
Pau Gasol
Brooks Lopez
Rashard Lewis

Gregg

Hoop Social said...

Invaders leads McCarthyists 126-62 w/Williams and Arenas left for me and Jefferson/Pierce/Kidd left for the anti-communist senator from Wisconsin and his followers

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says

Mayo+Germans 171-113 Ticket + Gay, Tim D,Okur
Prediction: P4 needs 30 from Mayo-noise.

In case I forget Shitslinger's match 8 lineup does not count for match 7, posted here under Match 7 Scores" post.

Invaders should know when I'm being facetious. The better the books, the better the league. Thanks for the correction and the AI update...MSG-nia here he comes!

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says

Eric says I made a mistake on my correction on match 3. Since I've been counting Shitslinger as team 8 and McCraphead 7...you two fuck'n un-reporting pricks can figure out your scores for the year up to match 7...I'm sick of this shit. Same goes for DBS and whatever fuck'n match his Terry's supposed to be in.

Match 1 – 1/2, 3/4, 5/6, 7/8

“ 2 – 1/8, 2/7, 3/6, 4/5

“ 3 - 1/3, 2/4, 5/7, 6/8

“ 4 - 1/6, 2/3, 4/7, 5/8

“ 5 - 1/4, 2/5, 3/8, 6/7

“ 6 - 1/7, 2/8, 3/5, 4/6

“ 7 - 1/5, 2/6, 3/7, 4/8

1 – Plus Four (Jeff Krebs and Hans Manseth)

2 – E Team (Eric Bartels)

3 – Nitecaps (Dave Williams)

4 – Invaders (Mark Mosier)

5 – Ticket (Tom Koeppel)

6 – Drive By Shooters (Stacy Ruff)

7 – Schittsllinger (working title) (Gregg Schillinger)

8 – McCarthyists (working title) (Terry McCarthy)

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says

We're back to these standings


Win-Loss, Off.-Def. Pts,$
P4's 6-0,1173-1042,$10

Ticket 4-2,1081-995

Invaders 3-3,1180-1132,$5
Paula Creamers 3-3,1176-1120,$10
DBS 3-3,1106-1082,$5
E Team 3-3,1059-984

Mccarthyists 2-4,846-1009

Shittslinger 0-6,793-1016

nitecaps said...

This league is awesome!!! I thought I was playing McCarthism but evidently I'm playing schitslinger.
In any event...Mark...Kidd went for 38 on Monday.
Give me an address to mail my money to. This thing is a mess.

Hoop Social said...

P4 sways while walking in with 195. Due to a verrrrrry unfortunate Okur-rance, P4 is playing 6 on 5 as Mehmet sits out with the stomach flu. Must have ate a bad sausage. Can Timmy get 35 second half FP's? That's what it will take to derail the German Juggernaut...

Hoop Social said...

Invaders-Dave thanks I did forget Kidd-the final score w/his 38 included is Invaders 195 and McCarthys 166-good total considering he still had Harris as DNP and Beasley scored a whopping 9.

nitecaps said...

Creamer 169
Schit 134

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

DBS 219, E Team 200


And here we go again, guys talking shit about the league when the real problem is people who can't handle the simplest of tasks.

The idea is to pay enough attention to your team to know when a player is injured and replace him at the first opportunity. Is that too much to ask? You did join the league voluntarily, right?

Having said that, if your opponent hasn't entered a lineup in the current post, just go back and find his most recent posting. (Actually, that's not even necessary, since Tom has been pasting lineups into newer posts.)

Does it suck that Gregg and Terry have failed to stay current? Yes, it means teams have not had to perform to get wins against them. The good news is that, after seven matches, everybody has played everyone else one time and nobody has lost to either of the two low-performing expansion teams. (Terry's only win came against Gregg in Match One and the Schittslinger has yet to notch a victory.)
Now, Gregg has updated his lineup and I expect Terry to follow soon. Competition should improve.

The bigger problem at this point is having confidence that the standings and scoring are accurate. Look, Tom, I'm sorry you misread the numerical designations for each team, which have been posted since before the season started, but that's part of the job you signed up for. And the failure of guys to keep their teams competitive has nothing to do with that. You must go back and double check that you had the correct teams facing each other in each match. It's only seven matches. It's not that much work, and in any case, it's work you created for yourself.

And hey, Dave, if you want to know who you're playing, check the damn schedule. It's on the blog under "Schedule." You can trust Tom to give you accurate fantasy hoops-related information if you want, but most of us gave up believing in that tooth fairy a long time ago.

It's called personal responsibility, people. Use it and the league will run just fine.

Sheesh.

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
it never Okur-red to him Memhet (DNP) is a big white stiff. P4-195-190 Ticket

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
This is DBS' sked before this match:
Invaders vs DBS 6th
DBS VS MCCARTHYISM 5th
P4 vs DBS 4th
DBS vs McCarthyism 3rd
Paula's Creamers vs DBS 2nd
DBS-Ticket 1st

Since DBS played Shitslinger in match 5, ie 6 vs 7. Hence Paula’s Creamers played McCarthyism in match 5, ie 3 vs 8. Sooo, nitecaps said...
P.Creamer 156
Shitschlinger 130
This is not the case. That’s Knish Commish’s mistake because in match 5 lineups post I reported: Hoop Social said...
MATCH 5 1/4, 2/5, 3/8, 6/7

P4 VS INVADERS
E-TEAM VS TICKET
PAULA'S CREAMERS VS SHITSLINGERS
DBS VS MCCARTHYISM
P.Creamer 156
McCarthyism 130

Hoop Social said...
DBS 200-130 McCarthyism was mistakenly reported. Both McCarthyism and Shitschlinger scored 130 and lost. No change is required to score tabulations.
I’ll double check all scores for jerk #7 + off #8 when I calm down.

Also, Terry’s substitution for match one was nullified for two reasons. First it was late and second it also said DBS would play his first six picks. He was awarded his first six picks by the treasurer E-Team, who has since tried to make live miserable for the Knish Commish by recently suggesting Terry has been in DBS’ lineup, presumably since match 2 since he hasn’t been heard from since his late lineup post in match 1.

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
Match 7 Results
DBS 219, E Team 200
P4-195-190 Ticket
Invaders 195-166 McCrap
Creamer 169-134 Schit

Win-Loss, Off.-Def. Pts,$
P4's 7-0,1368-1232,$10

Invaders 4-3,1375-1298,$5
Paula Creamers 3-3,1345-1254,$10
DBS 4-3,1325-1282,$10
Ticket 4-3,1271-1190

E Team 3-4,1259-1203

Mccarthyists 2-5,1010-1204

Shittslinger 0-7,827-1185

Hoop Social said...

Creamers is 4-3

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

Tom, you're flashing back on that chronic you were smoking while hiding from the Maroons in Jamaica. Jason Terry was never in Stacy's lineup. That substitution was correctly disallowed in Match 1 and he's been running his Match 2 lineup ever since.

Sorry about the Okur thing. Clearly, defeating the Germans must now become a league-wide imperative.

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

And can somebody please change the title of this blog so that it doesn't have the P4's in it anymore?