Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Enter match 10 scores (Sockeye vs Swat, P4 vs E-Team, Cap vs Ticket, Invaders vs Wingo)

20 comments:

E Team said...

E Team says:

First the burning Distrito Federal arena - small wonder the NBA hasn't yet expanded to Mexico - then KLove's grandma. Weird.

Mark, as you can see from the electronic paper trail, I was initially opposed to making up the numbers for our missing Timberwolves at the expense of the normal flow of things. I figured we'd just wait for an unused Minnesota game. But I think Tom was right. Just like an early or late call, where your team doesn't take the court in timely fashion, you get the thing out of the way at the first opportunity.

The tough news for you is that the Wolves had only one game in the following match period and Love missed it. The good news is - let's face it - you were going to lose the match no matter what. Love is good, but he's not better than Pekovic and 49 fp's. What better time for a DNP?

I say you activate Love for the late call, the precedent goes in the rule book, and we move on.

Am I right?

Good to see you finding your way back to the fold. This thing doesn't function very well without you.

E Team said...

E Team:

And Mark, Love is a late call for THIS match. You have to put him in your lineup.

Unknown said...

•Nitecaps• 126
1- D. Lilliard 32
2- J. Harden 47
3- E. Turner 23
4- B. Griffin
5- A. Drummond
6- A. Afflalo 24

•Ticket• 151
Gortat 25
Smello 38
Josh
DeRozan 20
Westbrook 34
Holiday 34

E Team said...

E Team says:

I love the X-Man's enthusiasm. Posting scores. Drummond faces a tough test in Joachim's lair, but I like his chances of closing the gap so that Griffin can go head-to-head with the egregious shitbag Josh Smith, probably the stupidest player in the NBA, leaving aside maybe Dwight Howard. You go, Dave!

The E Team plans to capitalize on Dave's defeat of Ticket to solidify its place in the upper division.

May the gods smile on anyone who has the integrity not to draft ass-smelling fuckheads like Smith and SMelo.

No offense, Tom. Did I say that out loud? I'm sorry, I've had a couple drinks.

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says saw out of the furnace-a mash up of Deliverance and Fight Club....and had too much to drink. Had Josh Smith not joined the likes of Laimbeer, Buddha James Edwards and Spider Salley in the big city of bankruptcy, Drummond and Smith's match 10 showdown in the fantasy Palace would look intriguing. Now it looks like an Aguire for Dantley exchange in Cap's favor. Thanks for the stat keeper assistance X man. Looks like Friday at South Point is a go at a buffet, but no bowling. I'm at 503 449-0054. I left you a "Chuck Daly era" voice mailmessage Friday. Get it?

Hoop Social said...

Ticket has 152, not 151 reported by opponent down 26.
Smello 39=20-11-4-3-1 on ESPN.

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
Tim +E-Team 157-63 P4+Paul,Ellis,Dirk

Invaders 150-118 Wingo+Father of US George
Wingo gets off the shneid!

LBJ,Deng,Leonard+Sockeye 107-102 Swat+ Jennings,Mustard Man D. Jordan
The rookie gains on his league leading rival!

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says Correction:
Swat has 133 with Al Jeff replacing Jennings

E Team said...

E Team says:

Since you're handing out praise for stat-keeping help, here's some more, Tom. I think I only have 150 with Duncan to go.

Do you need, like, a pocket calculator or something?

Unknown said...

•Nitecaps• 176
1- D. Lilliard 32
2- J. Harden 47
3- E. Turner 23
4- B. Griffin 25
5- A. Drummond 25
6- A. Afflalo 24

•Ticket• 172
Gortat 25
Smello 38
Josh 21
DeRozan 20
Westbrook 34
Holiday 34

Hey Tom, got your message late. I should be around the better part of tomorrow. Let's plan on talking then.

Unknown said...

Stat correction to Melo

•Nitecaps• 176
1- D. Lilliard 32
2- J. Harden 47
3- E. Turner 23
4- B. Griffin 25
5- A. Drummond 25
6- A. Afflalo 24

•Ticket• 173
Gortat 25
Smello 39
Josh 21
DeRozan 20
Westbrook 34
Holiday 34

Unknown said...

New slogan on the Boulevard (Hawthorne, that is):

Wingos for Wiggins!

Unknown said...

Sockeye Doin some figgerin=

Wall 46
Kleon 24
Deng ZERO
LeBron 45
Horford 39
TrisTh 22=176

Unknown said...

Wingo's for Wiggins...I like it!
Way to keep an eye on the future

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
Match hi E-Team 178-171 P4
Wingo 156-150 Invader
SOCKEYE 176-163 Swat
Nitecap 176-173

E Team said...

E Team says:

The E Team, which thought it had held off the hated Germans in Match 10, now reports this final score:

E Team 171, P4 171

Dammit. That's the second match I could've won if I'd have just gone with Ticket's misreported scores. I assume there will be some great reward down the road for the shining example I'm setting.

And is there some law of nature that says one of my guys has to go sub-20 every match? Thadd Young had been killing stuff until I activated him against the crappy Bobcats. He hurts his ass and gives me a 14. No, really. He hurt his ass.

Love this stuff.

Uh, it would be nice to see some other results. Thank you.

E Team said...

E Team:

Tom, can you please go back and break down that 178 you have for the E Team?

Thank you.

E Team said...

E Team:

Also, I feel sorta bad for Mark, who I believe was confused about the whole KLove thing. Surely he intended to put the guy back in his lineup for Match 11. But I guess that's for him and his Match 11 opponent to hash out.

Whatever.

E Team said...

E Team says:

Never mind, Tom, the E Team-P4 score was as I reported it.

So let me get this straight: Sockeye and the XMan split a Match High with a 176? That has got to be the lowest MHS ever.

Swat said...

Swat for match 10 has:

Wall 37, KLeneord 20, Deng DNP, leBron 39, Horford 20, trust Thom 22 = 138

Kyrie 50, Curry 60, Batum 28, Ibaka 32, DeJordan 33, AlJeff 24 = 227