Friday, January 15, 2010

Enter Match 24 Scores

21 comments:

Hoop Social said...

Thanks to E-Team for standings e-mailed

Hoop Social said...

Invaders also thank E-team for standings and not playing Jason Thompson who's having monster game tonight!

nitecaps said...

Yes thanks C team for the standings update. It is weird that you own a computer though. I figured crazy things that those would only be owned by pindicks.

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nitecaps said...

Ohhhh the pain of it all. A two game slide.

E Team said...

E Team says:

Imagine if someone had suggested a week ago that the Nitecaps - or whatever cool new name they go by - would be on a losing streak and in second place right now. Crazy stuff.

And hey, Dave. You might want to keep an eye on Mark's Invaders, the team that was supposedly out of contention due to the joyless, antiquated design of this league. They're gonna be breathing down your neck all the way to the post-season.

E Team said...

E Team says:

Mark, way to kill my Tyreke buzz with the return of your shot-hogging KevMart. Now all the Kings need to do is get back that shitbag Garcia and they can ruin one of the more appealing stories in the NBA this season and become the crappy Sacramento of old.
And nice numbers from your Warrior twins.

Pitchers and catchers my ass.

E Team said...

E Team says:

On the other hand, when you're down 60 fp's and you've only got one bullet left in your chamber, you have to like the one I've got.

Hoop Social said...

Eric- Invaders watched most of Sacramento game-Martin shot much less than the first 5 games and Tyreke actually tried too much one-on- one w/behind the back dribbles because he's less than 2 years removed from Philadelphia(Chester)area high school days and probably had 50 passes at the game for friends and relatives...Warriors had only 8 guys dressed then lost Morrow in first 3 minutes to knee injury and Hunter fouled out in 3rd Quarter after playing 11 minutes..

Hoop Social said...

Invaders would like to know if anyone caught the Pat Robertson quote on 700 club that Haiti's earthquake and other miseries are because they made a pact w/the devil during the slave revolt to gain independence rejecting catholicism and embracing African mysticism(animism and voo-doo)while Dominican side of island were good Catholics and have resort hotels and millioniare baseball players.In the Nation this week Olden Polynice(first Haitian NBA player) responded,"...Pat Robertson isn't a man of God and can suck a big one..."No response yet from Dominican Al Horford...

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
?How come Olden Polynice is seen in a favorable light for blasting maniacal evangelical Pat Robertson for saying the same exact thing I said about Portland’s Premier of Private Parking Spaces, Mark Goodman, who fires flies he employs but refuses to allow them to accrue capital or seniority for benefits? All I hear around here is from Nitecap’s crazy Ticket comments and E-Team’s branding me un-apologetic.

Note this day in history. I’m sorry. I’m sorry my brothers in blogger arms in the new century of labor wars see an ally as feeble minded. Speaking of feeble minded, here are the scores of this match as told by someone so touched in the head, mumblings of hopeless by Nitecap and rants by next month’s commish may finally be drawing to an end.

(Probably 18-6) Plus Vier 158+Nene,Billups
Horn Section?
Bargnani 38
Curry 35
Durant 44
Nowitzki 41
Nene
Billups
((Probably 17-7) nitecaps 170
Westbrook 31
B. Roy DNP
G. Wallace 40
C. Bosh 23
A. Bogut 39
Z. Randolph 37

(14-10) DBS 190+Boozer
DBS sights in cross hairs Salmons-era Nitecap
D how 24
Bóoozer off
Amare 43
Jo. Smith 40
Joe J. 31
Rose 52
(10-14)mccarthyist 185
SG- Kobe Bryant 36
PG- Baron Davis 26
C- Al Jefferson 26
SF- Paul Pierce 34
PF- Antawn Jamison 58
6th-Devin Harris 35

(probably 10-14) Invaders 219
Invaders’ re-broadcasts from NoCal may only appeal to P4 the way things are shaping up.
Bynum 31
West 35
Granger 36
Martin 26
Ellis 44
Maggette 47
(probably 12-12) E-Team 157+LBJ (back to back 62s?)
LBJ off
DLee 49
Rondo 25
SJax 28
LaMarcus 32
Tyreke 23


(Probabably 3-21) Shitslinger 180+ JR Smith
Speaking Hoosier: “What a “Head” “Rush”, Shitslinger own Ticket again.”
Murphy 38
Lopez 38
Iggy 34
Lewis 23
JR Smith off
Paul 47
(probably 10-14)
Ticket 122+Okur,Melo
Okur,Melo off
Tim 24
Parker 17
Gay 29
Wade 52

E Team said...

E Team says:

Tom, please review your totals. Just at a glance, Rondo had a 28, not a 25. It's simply not fair that you gear up and get everything right after people give you a raft of shit, then resume screwing up in the next match. That is carelessness and it's not what you signed up for.

I'm asking you nicely. Please, just get it right. Don't try defending yourself with some cutting retort. Just. Get it. Right.


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Hoop Social said...

Invaders has lead over E at 219-160 w/Lebron left and Rondo thurs.- early 28..

mccarthyist said...

Appreciate the use of Pierce's stats instead of Artest- I didn't find out about the by laws on when ones player is not playing during a match period until it was to late to drop Artie for Pierce. I like to think that if I had been in the lead this still would have occurred.

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

Terry, you just experienced the beauty and wonder of what's known as an early call. Occasionally during the season, a team will not have a game in a given match period. When that happens, numbers are taken from the final game of the previous match period, or, in rare cases, from the first game of the subsequent match period. If you miss it, you can't pull the guy, although you can change the rest of your lineup by the normal deadline.

We have always tried to alert participants to upcoming early calls, but it's an imperfect effort. Therefore, we established some time ago that league members bear the ultimate responsibility for knowing when there guys go. Or not.

The best way to stay on top of things would probably be to take a second when you're picking your lineup and glance at the following match period, but the truth is, I rarely if ever do that, and I doubt if anybody else does either.

It's just one of the eccentricities that makes the league so well loved by its members. Ask Dave.

Hoop Social said...

Plus Vier

Billups
Mayo
Durant
Nowitzki
Nene

Nash

Hoop Social said...

Ticket
Results
Salmon fishing? Nitecap 170-Plus Vier 158+Nene,Billups
DBS 223-185 Mc-"vat is dis das?"
Invaders 219-203 E-Team
Shitslinger 180+ JR Smith-Ticket 153+Melo

Hey E-Team, instead of whining about un-counted crumbs falling from your crack pot fantasy dreams, take note. The Germans are "That Girl." To imbue you in their aura, you and any others who care to fathom what it takes to be dominant can check out when I'm finished with forty hours of "The Ring" symphony by Wagner and a biography of minor league catcher Gene Moore teaching Nazis from a captured submarine how to play baseball in early forties Louisiana. These are the kind of Herculean efforts required to run with the Krauts.

As far as the issue of agate aggravation goes, this is who E-Team the ever-objective reporter reminds me of.

"Now that Mark McGwire's admitted to using steroids, he gets the double whammy from me." Oakland A's reporter for the San Francisco Chronical Slutan Slutter, er Susan Slusser.

Shut your mindless trap you redundant kike! McGwire/P4 has brought respective leagues from the brink of extinction by re-creating the standards of excellence. While dildos filling orifices kicked by a madwoman in stilletos is the type of justice doled out ad nauseum by self-righteous reporters, the creeps fill the seats.

If the fellow after-thought Invaders and the long shot Nitecaps want to talk baseball in a basketball blog, go ahead.
Their fascination with figures never employed seems more in line with what's going on here than the football trivia contests E-Team's proposed.

Keep up those e-mailed standings stat boy! Your climb over the home court disadvantage (contingent on your point ad over the crappy squad you tie for fourth place at season end) will sustain the league's interest for the last eight weeks.

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

"...imbue you in their aura?""

Tom. What the fuck are you talking about? Get a goddamn dictionary.

And add up the scores right.

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

Invaders 219, E Team 203

Hoop Social said...

Results
Nitecap 170-Plus Vier 228
DBS 223-185 Mc-"vat is dis das?"
Invaders 219-203 E-Team
*Shitslinger 203-Ticket 203*
*-denotes tie

P-4 18 6 W2 4749 4602 5
Naps 17 7 L2 4916 4537 8
DBS 14 10 W2 4757 4536 2.5
E-T 12 12 L1 4667 4363 3

Tick 11-12-1 W2* 4447 4478 2
McC 11 13 L1 4188 4365 .5
Inv. 10 14 W1 4620 4659 2
Nets 2-21-1 L6* 3866 4671 1