Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Round 1 Game 1 Lineups (Magic early call)

12 comments:

E Team said...

E Team says:

Big Dance

No. 1 Plus Four vs. No. 4 Drive-By Shooters.

No. 2 NiteCreamers vs. No. 3 E Team.


NIT

No. 5 Ticket vs. No. 8 Schittslinger.

No. 6 Invaders vs. No. 7 McCarthyists.


Double jeopardy format:
Higher seeds need one win. Lower seeds need two. First one to get there advances.

First-round winners in each tourney play a best of three for their respective titles.

First-round losers in Big Dance play one match for third place.

The championship is worth $350. The NIT is $25.
I'll send out the complete prize payout list before Friday night.

Good luck, you fools in men's clothing.

Hoop Social said...

Invaders NIT lineup-Bynum/West/Maggette/Martin/Ellis/D.Williams-Granger and Chandler are now done for season it looks like....if Maggette goes down I'll be like Dave's nitecreamers the rest of the way...

nitecaps said...

vs. Team E

R. Westbrook
B. Roy
G. Wallace
C. Bosh
A. Bogut
Z. Randolph

Special thanks to T. Koeppel for for his defensive work in match 20. After a team vote, a playoff share will be awarded to him.

E Team said...

E Team says:

Even with the overtime in Miami, the Shooters' DHow only manages a 26. That's not good, especially if the Trader elects to stay four-man.

Sehr gut for the Germans.

E Team said...

E Team says:

LeBron, DLee, KG, SJax, LaMarcus, Tyreke

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
What does Nitecapmean by (Special thanks to T. Koeppel for for his defensive work in match 20.) ?

Hoop Social said...

Ticket asks

As newly assigned playoff commentator, can someone correct me on ?:
Shitslinger's lineup:(38 point Lewis or Murphy?)+Brooks,JR Smith,Iggy,Gasol,Lopez.

McCarthyist's Al Jeff,Jammy,Pierce,Kobe,Davis,Harris

P4 Nene,Dirk,Durant,Curry,Nash,Billups

DBS D.How,Amare,Booze,J. Smith,(Joe J.& Rose?#@!)

Hoop Social said...

Ticket Madness
In WNIT (first NIT without any teams eliminated beforehand) action:

Invaders expect 3 pointers by his Warriors to go in like Melvin Goin's with 19 seconds left to ward off an upset by San Diego St. over Tennessee. Invaders already seeks Ticket in his cross hairs since he's only up against:

McCarthyist's presidents Pierce and Jefferson (not to mention his Confederate President Davis) remind one of Washinton's Quincy Poindexter, who's shot with 1.7 seconds left beat marquette.

Tickets 50 guys Wade & Melo Thur. are relied on heavily, like BYU's Jimmer Fredette's and Micheal Lloyd Jr.'s 63 of 99 points against former back to back champ Coach Billy Donovan's Gators.

His foe Shitslinger French Revolutionary Minister Rash.-a-Lew's 38 in an early call may be just the boost needed by a squad quarterbacked by the diminutive Aaron Brooks. Another magnificent munchkin,5'9" 150 lb Karon Abraham nearly lead Robert Morris to the fifth all-time upset by a no. 15 over a no. 2 Villanova. Announcer John Thompson described an Abraham layup as "impossible!". Abe's 3-pointer with 10 seconds left in OT set up teammate Mezie Nwigwe's missed game winner at the buzzer. (Nwigwe-believe it?)

Murray St. Flyer Danero Thomas' 3 pointer with 1.3 left upsets Vanderbilt. President Barack Obama's finally right about something working out for the 30 win Flyers. Thomas said his family "went through (Hurricane) Katrina." Nitecap looks for his creature from the black lagoon, Gerald Wallace to show up tonight in Atlanta.

Otherwise it's sayonara against his opponent E-Team. His LBJ's back in the nick of time or else the Israeli Omar Casspi may have played a role for the dick-tator, who no doubt was on high alert yesterday when long range bomber Ali Farokhnamesh of Iran and Northern Iowa buried D.C. based Georgetown with his third game this year with five 3-pointers.

An upset of P4 by four-man DBS is as likely as Baylor winning an NCAA tourney game between 1950 and now. That stinky losing string was broken by former fantasy leaguer "The Lady's Choice" Mike Dunn's love child "Lace" Dunn sparking Baylor with a crowd thundering dunk before fouling out.

The German's Curry recipe has recently returned to their list of offerings. Call the league leader "Ishmael" after Ishmael Smith, the Demon Deacon who lead Wake Forest to the upset over the free throw choking Longhorns with three-pointers with 15 seconds and 1.3 seconds left.

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says
Okur
Scola
Melo
Wade
Collison
Crawford (since the WNIT is no longer a one match affair)

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

Tom, unless you see something different on this blog...

Shooters: DHow, Amare, JoeJohn, JoshSmi, Booz, Rose

Schitt: Pau, BLopez, Rash, G-Nob, Brooks, Dre Miller

Mac: Kobe, Al Jeff, Pierce, Jami, Kidd, Dead KMart

Germans' lineup is on Match 40 post.

Hoop Social said...

Wow, picked the right time to not pay my cable bill and run through life's drama! Although Rose and JJ are due back tonight, J. Rich is blowin up and Colderon against the Thunder sound better the Rose's limp wrist against LBJ.

D-How and the 26
Amare
J Smith
J. Richardson
J. Calderon
Boozer

nitecaps said...

Ticket says
What does Nitecap mean by (Special thanks to T. Koeppel for for his defensive work in match 20.) ?

Tom-Check prior match lineups. I was forced to sign you to a 5 day contract to fill out my roster and field a starting lineup.