Monday, March 29, 2010

Enter Round 2 Match 2 Lineups

22 comments:

Hoop Social said...

Hoop Social said...
Invaders will have to go w/same guys Horford/West/Granger/Ellis/M.Thornton and D.Wiliams

March 28, 2010 10:25 PM


ericfranklin said...
E Team says:

Hans und Franz. The third-place playoff is and always has been one match.

I understand that you guys are a bit disappointed about your finish; I was kinda hoping for something a little better myself. But stuff is what it is.

If it's any consolation, the frau and I made our first visit to Prost (Skidmore and Mississippi) last night, and the array of icy cold German biers on tap is making my mouth water just talking about it.
I'm going to recommend in the strongest possible terms that we go there for the season-ending celebration, at which you can brag about your relative success.

March 29, 2010 12:02 AM


nitecaps said...
Prost sounds good to me.

vs. DBS best 2 of 3 (1-0)
vs. P4 2 games straight up (1-0)

R. Westbrook
B. Roy
G. Wallace
C. Bosh
A. Bogut
Z. Randolph

March 29, 2010 9:22 AM

Hoop Social said...

Ticket says

Watching bigs in our fantasy playoffs is like watching bricked free throws by Brian Williams-one of four Volunteers found with open containers, pot and weapons. (He resembles the homo by the same name who became Bison Dele.)

Cap follows in Ticket's footsteps by probably winning a title as a result of Stacy's stupidity. Despite Cap's Fear of the Re-appearing Deer Bogut, Baylor Hornet Epke-meka Udoh-kafor opens the door for Cap's second title like E-Team's titlistZaza Gabor-ing.

The Bubonic Teutonic lead P4 to two one and dones.

The ex-money pit once woo-ed by the Do-Be-uS picker of playmakers might have provided another celebratory chapter for "How to Get The Most Out of a Low Rent Wench In Bed" and another Tacoma tryst with E-Team, but the "rightful" ring barer and scoring leader's Syl-Lee didn't do the right thing by him skipping round one match one. So the dicktator's fixated on suds instead of Syl-Lee's ineffectiveness Wed. defending E-Team's Aldridge.

Based on his selection for a ridiculous NIT re-match (why does fifth place warrant a longer series than third place?), Kaveman's re-appearance means less to Invaders.

Ticket's big white stiff Okur has the uncanny knack of blowing up while Ticket selects a different disappearing act in the paint.

Ticket
Okur
Scola
Melo
Gay
Wade
Collison

After Ticket wins, perhaps my $10 owed to the kitty shall be dismissed in lieu of my stellar scorekeeping and zestful playoff coverage.

Hoop Social said...

Plus Vier:

Match 2 NIT & Nitcreamer battle Line-Up

Nash
Steph Curry
Durant
Nowitzki
Nene

Chauncey

Yes, been to Prost and likey. Second that being our victory meeting where the Hart trophy may once again disappear.

E Team said...

E Team says:

The Hart Trophy will be closely guarded.

E Team said...

E Team says:

I see Stacy has elected to keep JoeJohn and DRose on the pine. That's nice. Talk about a guy who gets up for the big game.

And Tom, the second round of the NIT, insignificant as it may be, is still a title round. The third place match at the Dance is a consolation round.

Just play your damn game and try to win the $25.

E Team said...

E Team says:

It just occurred to me. If the Wizards can work a three-team deal bringing Yi Jianlan and David Lee to Washington, then talk Darnell Mee out of retirement, they can field this lineup...

Lee, Yi, Gee, Mee & McGee

Hoop Social said...

Invaders would like to point out to Eric that Darnell Mee despite being 38 at least is still playing in the Austrailan league when I last checked and has become a dual citizen.Alonzo Gee's 10 day contract expired and he was signed to another one by the Spurs.Wizards prefer (4 time warrior 10 day guy in 2 years) Cartier Martin.Javale McGee is the answer to the trivia question-name the only NBA player who's mother played in the WNBA?You could also get Derrick McKey out of retirement...

E Team said...

E Team says:

Or Aaron McKie.

Mark, as I understand it, your Monta might not play tomorrow night. (They've been saying since Sunday he's got the flu. Jeez, how bad can a flu be?) That said, Tom has only gotten to 25 with one of his four guys, and that was Scola's 26. If you get a healthy number from your prize Horford, you might just extend your season.

Meanwhile, the horrifying spectre of Stacy tying up the championship series while breakfasting with Captain Morgan, pulling on his nutsack and completely ignoring his fantasy team rears its head.

He gets a 36 from his accidental JRich and is projecting to go 200-plus while Dave peddles furiously at 125 with BRoy and ZBo left.

Say it ain't so. Ticket's petty wet dream of bragging endlessly about his two titles - even as he takes up permanent residence in the lower division - remains alive.

Have our gods abandoned us?

Hoop Social said...

Invaders favorite of all would be World B. Free.Ellis sat Sunday so I assume he could play tomorrow...

E Team said...

E Team says:

Damn, I forgot about Free.

Yi, Lee, Gee, Free and Mee. Awesome.

I consider World B. Free one of the three greatest sports names ever, along with Urban Shocker and Ali Haji Sheik.

Hoop Social said...

Some of my favorites would include former NCAA scoring leader Sir Valiant Brown and current A's OF Coco Crisp...Invaders recall when World played on a wonderful Warrior team in the early 80's w/Bernard King and JB Carroll...when the national anthem was played and the lyrics "land of the free" was sung we'd all yell FREE!!! so loud that you couldn't hear"and the home of the brave"and the team would laugh as World had a big smile.I had a friend named Steve Furr who married a woman known as Bunny-hence,Bunny Furr...they're divorced now...

Hoop Social said...

Looks like Plus Vier, the Master Team, has taken it's reich to a 1-1tie with Nitecreamer battle and the rubber match begins Friday. Plus Vier has also tied up with a decent effort from Steph Curry the NIT best of 3 1-1. Game 3's all around for all the marbles.

nitecaps said...

Unless Creamers have missed something (nothing new) or P4 can see into the future we have

PC 165 + BRoy
P4 171 + S.Curry

PC 165 + BRoy
DBS 162 + DHoward

PC165 + BRoy
ET 161 + LaMarcus

Note to self...know when to call it quits

nitecaps said...

On a separate yet related story...
Invaders, Brian McCann? Really?!?

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Hoop Social said...

Dave in my New York league the guy w/10th pick in a snake draft took McCann and Martinez back to back after Mauer went 5th.I've had McCann in that league 3 years in a row/essentially his whole career.I ended up w/Wieters in 4th round.There just aren't a whole lot of good hitting C's in the MLB universe..Where did you think he'd be drafted?.I took him 2nd or 3rd round last year in 3 drafts.

Hoop Social said...

Oh and Invaders defeat impotent Ticket lineup 155-121 w/out Ellis while Tom's 6 guys scored between 16(Wade-check his divorce/custody hearing today!)and 26 points each.

Hoop Social said...

Invaders 155-Ticket 127

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

If the inert Shooters get a 28 from DHow, playing the Mavs on national TV Thursday night, the chase for the Hart Trophy goes to one final match beginning Friday, with Stacy trying to accomplish something most of us had given up on ever seeing... and doing it in his inimitable style.

Elsewhere, Ticket and the Invaders make a case for the elimination of the NIT, with Mark winning 155-127 to force a deciding third match.

The P4s need to put down the schnapps and let go of the $25 they lost to the E Team in the third-place match. (Contact Sean Besso and ask him how many matches we played for third place last year.)
It might help that they posted a 202 to take back $20 in side money from the XMan, who also loses a beer to the E Team (191-189).

And Mark/Dave, can you guys please take your pathetic baseball fantasy klatch somewhere else?
Wieters? McCann? You guys aren't going to get back the time you spent scouting these people.

Hoop Social said...

E Team says:

Is it "klatsch?" Sorry Mark.

Hoop Social said...

Note to Self:
Plus Vier has once again established itself as the Master Team. It has taken home the title of Team of the Decade, irksome to Ticket being the 2 time winner but multiple time wiener schitzel [sic]. And we're looking to repeat, god willing.

Looking forward to game 3's in both the $25 3rd place game vs. E Team and the rubber match for $20 vs. Daycreamer.

And yes, we def don't want to read about your gay fantasies of baseball players on this site... Can we start imposing fines for site unsightlyness?? I vote yeay.

As you were homosapiens... and stacy

Hoop Social said...

Klatsch-P4 could've answered that as yiddish and German are so closely interconnected.And Eric and the Nazis must be Commies(Nazis=Commies?who'd of thought?) if they don't like baseball.Don't worry, Dave and Invaders will be in baseball(manly, not gay or myopic) fantasy world next week.